usb-dongle:

do you ever fantasize about something and then realize what you’re fantasizing about and just be like haha wait

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steelplatedhearts:

Welcome to the French world.

oH MY GOD

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

jamistasty:

The Earl of Lemongrab as Javert

(based on this post)

I forgot I made this
I’m sorry

(via kittehtwerktrain)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

(Source: knightoflime)

Relationship advice from Cake the Cat

(Source: michaelchalls, via courfeyquack)

(via mordreds)

lamamama:

#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

(Source: shadowcats, via frompillow)

fr3d:

2012’s most iconic moment :

(via lizzyandthephenomena)

alekano:

bachurus:

did you know that a vagina has almost the same pH as acid rain?

Unless you a basic bitch

(Source: vehicroid, via jamesdeenglossyeyes)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Cosmo sex tip #31415 

ahomestuckreference:

When your partner nears climax, put a piece of gum in their mouth and say “This is how it feels to chew five gum”

(Source: tornskyline, via elephantlovin)

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