walk a mile in these louboutins
Fucking caught my nigga
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
what she says: im fine
what she means: from day one i talked about getting out, but not forgetting about, how my worst fears are letting out. he said why put a new address on the same old loneliness when breathing just passes the time until we all just get old and die. now talking’s just a waste of breath and living’s just a waste of death and why put a new address on the same old loneliness and this is you and me and me and you until we’ve got nothing left
literally what the fuck ikea
I’m gonna need twelve of those.
sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
bugs in animal crossing