girlproblemz:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

girlproblemz:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

(via lepetitesuite)


1 week ago · 38,448 notes (© girlproblemz)
#lmao #obviously

(Source: harryfloorcorn, via sonicbootyclap)



bandtothebone:

musicequates2life:

doidaretodisturbtheuniverse:

This is how one of my friends got asked to prom. im so jealous

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER LORD JESUS HELP ME WHEN I FIND A CUTIE WITH A BOOTY TO ASK OUT IMMA GATHER ALL MY BAND FRIENDS AND DO THIS

omg yes

(via thug-wifee)



blackcatula:

zurashisu:

axelvalentine:

ZAPAZONGA

ZIMBABWE

PLEASE BRING THIS BACK

(Source: christianmakesjokes, via allyetnothing)



(Source: paladeckis, via sonicbootyclap)


1 month ago · 1,094 notes (© paladeckis)
#LMAO

crimewave420:

Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game

do you understand this

a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up 

(via sonicbootyclap)


1 month ago · 33,867 notes (© crimewave420)
#OMG #LMAO

(Source: lauzor, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


4 months ago · 410,066 notes (© lauzor)
#LMAO #frozen #disney

cuntysupreme:

walk a mile in these louboutins

cuntysupreme:

walk a mile in these louboutins

(Source: seapuke, via thetruthinessconcerto-deactivat)


5 months ago · 19,823 notes (© seapuke)
#LMAO

becuzbacon:

jackblogguy:

CAUGHT

Fucking caught my nigga

(via swarnpert)


5 months ago · 45,009 notes (© lazar3tto)
#lmao

marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

image

and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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(via serialbuttslasher)


5 months ago · 153,065 notes (© marfmellow)
#LMAO

yuleshootyouryeout:

what she says: im fine

what she means: from day one i talked about getting out, but not forgetting about, how my worst fears are letting out. he said why put a new address on the same old loneliness when breathing just passes the time until we all just get old and die. now talking’s just a waste of breath and living’s just a waste of death and why put a new address on the same old loneliness and this is you and me and me and you until we’ve got nothing left

(via finching)



higgies:

netlfix:

literally what the fuck ikea

I’m gonna need twelve of those.

higgies:

netlfix:

literally what the fuck ikea

I’m gonna need twelve of those.

(Source: netlfix, via swarnpert)



reinkakou:


sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

reinkakou:

sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?

(via sonicbootyclap)


6 months ago · 51,289 notes (© reinkakou)
#lmao #acnl

dolewhip:

my entire musical career

dolewhip:

my entire musical career

(via lamehetero)


6 months ago · 10,928 notes (© dolewhip)
#lmao

lufioh:

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS

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(Source: yeigar, via lamehetero)