TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??
This is how one of my friends got asked to prom. im so jealous
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER LORD JESUS HELP ME WHEN I FIND A CUTIE WITH A BOOTY TO ASK OUT IMMA GATHER ALL MY BAND FRIENDS AND DO THIS
PLEASE BRING THIS BACK
Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game
do you understand this
a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up
walk a mile in these louboutins
Fucking caught my nigga
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
what she says: im fine
what she means: from day one i talked about getting out, but not forgetting about, how my worst fears are letting out. he said why put a new address on the same old loneliness when breathing just passes the time until we all just get old and die. now talking’s just a waste of breath and living’s just a waste of death and why put a new address on the same old loneliness and this is you and me and me and you until we’ve got nothing left
literally what the fuck ikea
I’m gonna need twelve of those.
sure! should i wipe your ass for you while i’m at it?
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS