do you ever fantasize about something and then realize what you’re fantasizing about and just be like haha wait
Welcome to the French world.
oH MY GOD
Take the nudes and go, friend
The Earl of Lemongrab as Javert
I forgot I made this
This is humor right here.
Relationship advice from Cake the Cat
2012’s most iconic moment :
did you know that a vagina has almost the same pH as acid rain?
Unless you a basic bitch
When your partner nears climax, put a piece of gum in their mouth and say “This is how it feels to chew five gum”