g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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zizino1:

pennylessproud:

when the teacher comes around to collect your homework

was this not me in grade 11 

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mrfuzzguy:

One of my favorite debut albums of all time. And now I own it on vinyl!

mrfuzzguy:

One of my favorite debut albums of all time. And now I own it on vinyl!

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scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

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yinx:

june has had enough

yinx:

june has had enough

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“Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them — it’s the most twisted logic of all time.” — John Mayer  (via senyahearts)

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sparrf:

tfw no gf

sparrf:

tfw no gf

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siddharthasmama:

anomaly1:

emiliogorgeous:

s/o to the black man. 

#black father supremacy

everyone needs to know this.

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mynameisanthony:

Steal her look: Scarlet Takes A Tumble:

Yves Saint Laurent Classic Short Sleeve Pocket T Shirt Black ($495.00)

Nydj Lindsey Wide-Leg Chambray Drawstring Pant ($89.95)

Prada Brown Leather Ankle Strap Basketweave Wedges ($281.99)

American Drew 792-760 Cherry Grove Oval Leg Table ($1,315.00)

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rawhumor:

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rawhumor:

Follow this blog to receive the funniest posts on your dashboard!

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factoseintolerance:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;

This is one of the funniest things the Daily Show has ever said.

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sonicbootyclap:

Fre$h $weater

sonicbootyclap:

Fre$h $weater



beyonseh:

thezaynmalikdefensesquad:

canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

DRAG

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